The near future

The spoon bender knows

I have just been reading in one UK newspaper that Uri Geller, (yeah him, the spoon bender) reckons that Aliens are getting ready to contact us.

Here is the article https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/16965287/uri-geller-alien-contact/

He doesn’t really give any sort of time frame for this though.

Lunatic or prophet?

I also read of a so called Time traveller on Tiktok who reckons among many things something big will happen on Christmas day that will change our lives forever.

Here is the article https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/time-traveller-reveals-big-world-25620308

I joked

At the beginning of this year I joked that the only way 2021 could get weirder than 2020 was if aliens made contact.

Well what if that actually happens? Me? I don’t pretend to know the future it was just a joke and as a rule I don’t read either of the papers that I cited these particular stories just came up in my facebook timeline and piqued my interest.

But what if? like I said I don’t normally set any store by these things, I mean how’s that work? to contact us the aliens would have to be more advanced than us so what happens at contact earth HQ?

Hey guys lets finally contact earth, any ideas on how we can do that ?”

Yeah boss, lets just find people who can bend spoons and time travel on Tiktok, that should make it easy

I’m a cynic

Obviously I am cynical about these claims but these 2 stories have caught my eye, I personally think they are 99% shite, but I am just putting this out there on that 1% chance.

I shall watch this coming Christmas day with interest.

The Bacofoil brigade

It has been brought to my attention by the “tin foil hatters” out there that this is the reason the government want to get as many people vaccinated as possible, because of diseases the aliens might bring. 🤣

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